TMBLR

http://jamieflorance.tumblr.com/

Great Books

But can I finish them all by the end of the year?

HERE

OUT OF MY BLOOD

great song i wish they were still around. and KTD wtf hiatus lawl? time to grow up i guess..

Angst fully restored

FUCK YOU, WORLD.

Andrew W.K.

Anyone else buy this? I don't know what to believe in. I guess it is nothing new but pretty weird right? READ

Love these emails.

Especially after reading about defrauding american investors in "The Corrections"

Greetings

I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirm able
Bank Draft of $800.000.00 United States Dollars which i promised you, but
I did not hear from you since that time. Then I went and deposited the
Draft with ASIA PACIFIC COURIER SERVICE, Malaysia, I will travel out of the
country for a Month Course and I will not come back till end of Junly.
What you have to do now is to contact the ASIA PACIFIC COURIER SERVICE as soon
as possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the expiring date. For your information, I have paid for the delivering
Charge, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque
showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack
in your Country.


The only money you will send to the ASIA PACIFIC COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is ($180.00 US)
Dollars only being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.
Again, don’t be deceived by anybody to pay any other money except
$180.00US Dollars. I would have paid that but they said no because they
don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have
to contact the ASIA PACIFIC COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft
with this information bellow.

Contact Person: Mr. Andy Jerry
Email: asiapacificcourier@w.cn

Please make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and direct
Telephone number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery.
Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this mail
to avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security
keeping fee of $180.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should
also let me know through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,

Mrs. Jane Kelly.

6 word stories.

So I was reading some Hemingway (nose in air) and went to look up a story on wiki but randomly found this. He wrote a story in 6 words and said that was his best. How very Hemingway you might be thinking. Thought I'd give it a shot:

I
Younger than me; with three kids.
II
Growth spurt, realization, disenchanted. Lemon bitters.
III
The Abyss foreshadowed B.P. golf disaster
IV
Friendster->Myspace->Facebook/Twitter->the end.
V
Band tattoo, bad record and/or breakup.
VI
Creatively uncreative inuh conventionally unconventional way
VII
Maybe I'll do more later, not.

"America was bought and sold a long time ago"

Did you vote? Does it matter?

TPS - "Champ"

YUSSSSS. Get it here.

Scuba Diving x Hawaii

I recently became a PADI certified Scuba diver. It is very fun. If anyone gets this opportunity, I strongly encourage they try it too. I've never been to Oahu before but it's pretty cool i guess. I'm staying at the Ko'olina Marriott . Saturday I go to Waikiki. Come home Monday, see you thar. Here are some underwater pics and some other randums.

Elephant Tree Online

The fucking mouthbreathers over in the english department at Chapman decided to upload the 2010 issue onto my interwebs. Very good. You can read it HERE.

My favorites:

pooping in the morning

and

rabbit hands

Ophelia is fucked...

for austin<3

Cute Kitteh is Cute

Cute Kitteh is Cute
Originally uploaded by Bladewood

I want a cat so bad.

Dayz of Summer

So I've been thinking about Summer. What am I going to do all Summer living at home and not going to school? What are my friends going to do all Summer? What are my friend's pets thinking about when they are licking their crotch? I hope to share many laughs as well as beers in the sun with fellow compadres. If you have any ideas, activities, or opportunities that only a fool would pass-up, then do tell. Here is a rough sketch and some ideas for Summer:

May

15th LACMA
16th memorial for Nick
17th-21st Finals (fml)
22nd-31st Hawaii

June

1st Officially have zero obligations as of this day. And to keep my mind stimulated i have formulated a loose weekly schedule thats looks a but like this:

everyday: vocab
weekly: nihongo review
odd days read:
even days write:
pool partiez every day.

4th Servite graduation
10th Menzingers

st,nd,rd,th, any day: road trip chico/sf?

July

4th Newport rage like you have no idea
23rd my birthday and possible trip to Boston/NY

August

7th KLAF6 (possible road trip around this time)
30th back2school

I would..

give up anything to see that everyone I care about lives long and fruitful lives. Nothing is fair. Sell your motorcycle.


R.I.P. Nick Knoth.

Steve Brule

I remember hearing rumors about him getting his own show. Careful what you wish for I guess... premieres May 16 at 12:30a ET on Adult Swim siqqqq

the chip

It's Here!

Hopefully this won't be the only measurement of my success in creative writing and is followed by many. Anyways, there's a release party thing 7pm on Thursday in Argyros Forum at my school. Probably gonna read my piece so if you're my friend you should come. Beers after?

Bus on fire

Bus on fire
Originally uploaded by Mulia

I want to flick a bus on fire :(

WE WERE EXPLODING ANYWAY

I haven't even listened to this yet and I know how good it is. Great way to start a Wednesday. Listen to it here.